Slightly Younger Eddie
The Big Five Two
In six years I'll be crossing the River Styx into my fifties. I am going to make health and longevity more of a priority. If I have to sleep every night in a vat of Vitamin E oil, I don't care. I am not going out looking like that, or like I do now. I'll never look like Al B. Sure, but I certainly don't want to end it all looking like something that suffered for decades under a gypsy curse.
My cousin Less just turned 100 and he looks better than this guy.
H/T to Beauty in Baltimore